wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
(via orgasmic-humor)
wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders
(via orgasmic-humor)
| end of essay: | u feel me?? |
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
(via orgasmic-humor)
OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
(Source: scumstains, via gandhimate-remembergandhi)
are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
(Source: pleatedjeans, via orgasmic-humor)
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
(via orgasmic-humor)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
(via orgasmic-humor)